Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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The third in the series. Collect 'em all! Or don't.
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Jeff The Killer Downs His Sorrows In Soda Pop (what, you were expecting booze? He's a kid, remember?)
 
Jeff begins flight class.
 
Jeff Gets Helmet Hair
 
Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT
 
Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas
 
Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)
Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)
Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)
Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking
 
Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.)
 
Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die
 
Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown
 
Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom
 
Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off (

SPOILER

: Smile Dawg wins)
 
Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off
 
Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle
 
Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun
 
Jeff and the Glory Hole
 
Jeff Grows Tusks
 
Jeff's Detachable Penis
 
Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth
 
Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting
 
Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off
 
Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!)
 
Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes
 
Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)
Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons
 
Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner)
 
Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers
 
Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker
 
Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)
Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species!
 
Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character)
 
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen
 
Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf
 
Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts
 
Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars.
 
Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders
 
Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears
 
Jeff's Eyes Implode
 
Jeff's Toothache
 
Jeff Orders Pizza
 
Jeff Visits God
 
Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second
Jeff Kills Lucy
 
Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker
 
Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?)
 
jeff eats irish bread
 
Jeff Gets Mummified
THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY!
 
Jeff Gets Swampass
 
Jeff gets the swine flu
 
Jeff's Giant pen0r
 
Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures
 
Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose
 
Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill
 
Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel
Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game
 
Jeff Farts On BEN
 
Jeff Dances The Can-Can
 
Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse
 
Jeff's Appendix Bursts
 
Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once
 
Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space.
 
Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade
 
Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions
 
Jeff Marries Bigfoot
 
Jeff The Hippie
 
Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.)
 
Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship
 
Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom
 
Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly
 
Jeff Blows Up The Ocean
 
Jeff's Blue Balls
 
Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle
 
Jeff Gets An Enema
 
Jeff Does Impressions
 
Jeff The Sockpuppet
 
Jeff eats some cereal.
Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside!
 
Jeff goes bowling
 
Jeff does a math quiz. And fails.
 
Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.
Imagine: Sex ed quizzes.
 
Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;(
 
Jeff The Astronaut
 
Jeff Hibernates for the Winter
 
Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out
 
Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza
 
Jeff Meets The Rhubears
 
Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door
 
Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2
 
Jeff Gets Gold Fever
 
Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease
 
Jeff's Tummy Hurts
 
Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap
 
Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection
 
Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off
 
Jeff's Nipples Get Sore
 
Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow
 
Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning
 
Jeff Licks His Elbow
 
Jeff Gets A Foot Massage
 
Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers
 
Jeff's Laryngitis
 
Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion
 
Jeff Goes Scuba Diving
 
Jeff Meets The Jetsons
 
White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump
 
Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie
 
Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube
 
Jeff Brushes His Teeth
 
Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki